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The Life of the Dire Assassin
... is a strange one indeed
Created on 2005-04-16 23:18:46 (#6822082), last updated 2009-10-12
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Basic Info| Name: | direassassin |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 12-15 |
| Location: | Melbourne, VIC, Australia |
| Website: | Ink Sad dot Net Forums |
BioNOTE: THIS IS A FICTIONAL BLOG. FORUM/DISCUSSION CAN BE FOUND AT: Ink Sad dot Net ForumsDIRECTOR'S NOTES CAN BE FOUND AT: http://www.livejournal.com/users/deutschebahn/ .
"Flight from boredom is the mother of all art" - Friedrich Nietzsche
There was once a Dire Assassin... Armed to the teeth with the latest gadgetry and weapons of minor destruction. I can tell you what she liked. She liked playing with matches. She liked to see the edges of paper curl in flame. She enjoyed the device for blowing up people's heads at a distance; it amused her to know that people thought it was merely a "happy to see you" phone...
Then one day she was stripped of her armaments. Just like that. She woke up one day in a house in East Melbourne, wondering what had happened to her. And naked. Vulnerable. She began a journey to find out where she had come from and what happened to her... and to enjoy the mysteries of Melbourne, city of dreams.
Reviews of Dire Assassin:
"If you are a moron, you won't get this!" - Clinton
"ROFLMAO you areso funni cutipie *hugses*" - some moron who also can't spell.
"This entry has disgusted me on so many levels. I am really disappointed in you." - Anonymous.
"You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend." - bradav
"Do you seriously expect me to think and use arithmetic?" - that bitchy shop chick from Lygon Street
"Flight from boredom is the mother of all art" - Friedrich Nietzsche
There was once a Dire Assassin... Armed to the teeth with the latest gadgetry and weapons of minor destruction. I can tell you what she liked. She liked playing with matches. She liked to see the edges of paper curl in flame. She enjoyed the device for blowing up people's heads at a distance; it amused her to know that people thought it was merely a "happy to see you" phone...
Then one day she was stripped of her armaments. Just like that. She woke up one day in a house in East Melbourne, wondering what had happened to her. And naked. Vulnerable. She began a journey to find out where she had come from and what happened to her... and to enjoy the mysteries of Melbourne, city of dreams.
Reviews of Dire Assassin:
"If you are a moron, you won't get this!" - Clinton
"ROFLMAO you areso funni cutipie *hugses*" - some moron who also can't spell.
"This entry has disgusted me on so many levels. I am really disappointed in you." - Anonymous.
"You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend." - bradav
"Do you seriously expect me to think and use arithmetic?" - that bitchy shop chick from Lygon Street
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